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PARADISE CABARET

DUBLIN MARCH 16+18

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A whirlwind journey into a comically absurd, skillfully slick and ridiculously entertaining Cabaret.

A “Snakey” Paradise Special of comedy, circus, dance and music with the funnest weirdos and queerdos around.

Its time to ditch the old Gods and embrace the cultural revolution of colour, carnival and chaos. Where frivolous entertainment meets serious culture and we blur the lines, blur the vision and refocus on a more fantastical and art filled future.

Paradise Cabaret is built on a community of artists, performers, designers, creatives, all with the same thrill seeking mission and fabulous commitment to performance, vibe and fun fueled debauchery… welcome to the family!

Hosted by the pompous and pretentious Cian Austin Jesus.

Slick, powered up, amped up, sexed up… pull up to the bumper baby and take a ride.

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GROW – Live Show

GROW

Jazz hands, tantrums and taking on the system!

Alarmed at the looming environmental disaster, three attention seeking artists attempt to take on global warming, one gardening workshop at a time. Giving up their showbiz careers proves just as difficult as living together in rural isolation.

Commissioned by CARLOW ARTS FESTIVAL

Created & Performed by: Cian Kinsella, Deirdre Griffin + BREDA LARKIN

A site specific comedy, dance and theater show that adressed industrial agriculture, boi-diversity, rural isolation and cults.

Performed in Carlow 2021

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POTATOES – during lockdown

During lockdown, which I have taken very well, I have decided to share my knowledge of nature and growing food. You are welcome. I’m here to inspire and help you be as spiritual as a bee… I think bee’s are spiritual… I don’t know, no one cares… I was meant to be on tour and instead I’m growing f***ing potatoes.

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More about Tarot…

“Tarot is not Fake!”

I first learned I had a gift for Tarot when I was using Tarot as a toy, playing childish games with such a powerful tool… what a fool I was, speaking of tools let me take this opportunity to recommend the Panasonic All-in-One Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer with Built-in Light, Wet/Dry Operation & Dual-Edge Stainless Steel Blade * Batteries Included * it is a beast of a machine, absolutely ripping through those amazingly thick nasal hairs. I find them disgusting to look at, any any man or woman who doesn’t cut the briars coming from their nose should be locked up in a mental asylum.

Tarot is about compassion and tuning into the universe which I am gifted at. It is also a great way to make easy money!