cian captain incredible man

About Me

I had a load of mad stuff here that was funny at the time, but I’m bored of it now. I’ll probably write something fun to replace it but for the moment I’ve deleted the other on and its gone now! Anyway I’m doing loads of writing for other stuff and my brain is full.

Actually About Me

I am a contemporary circus performer & clown working as both a solo artist and with the duo Lords of Strut. Through contemporary circus performance using skills such as acrobatics and clowning I create experiences to entertain, provoke & amuse audiences. I draw on traditional theatrical techniques of storytelling, physical movement and character to push the boundaries of contemporary circus. My work explores, environmental advocacy, ecology of culture, queer identity, and play as a creative strategy.

Based in Carlow, Ireland.
Studied Clown: Ecole Philippe Gaulier
Studied Design: The Institute of Technology Carlow

Things I’m really good at… BOOK ME

An Excellent Host for your Event

Witty banter, improvisational skills and a strong work ethic Cian will arrive late, leave early and do as little as possible in-between, but he is cheaper than Marty Whealan.

Stand-Up Comedy

The most stand up stand up comic, don’t expect anything you have seen before unless you have seen Cian before Sexellent cabaret numbers… high skill, punchy, very funny and sexy in a way that is camp and macho at the same time… a good all round package.

Directing & Acting

Both comedy and serious performances. Cian can literally play any role…. that doesn’t involve a different accent, age range, nationality, skin colour or sex change.

Model & Influencer

Cian is both androgynous and very macho, so you get it all, full nudity not a problem. Just to have Cian be seen with your stuff makes other people want that stuff and lets face it everyone needs more stuff.

Motivational Speaker & Life Coach

Want to feel the wind beneath your wings… call Cian. If you do need some solid life advice or want me to give a motivational speech I’m game for that!

30 Min Family Friendly Entertainment

Exclaimer: as we go over half an hour Cian can’t promise to keep it clean, so any kids there are going to grow up fast or get them out of there!

A Recorded Alarm Clock

Wake up to the silky smooth voice of Cian Austin Jesus… now that is a way to wake up.

Videos & Voice Over

Can not do any convincing accents, but I can embed or make a youtube video. I can even do something personal on your phone.

Booking & Enquiries

For booking and enquiries:
booking@cianaustinjesus.com

Enquiries for Lords of Strut:
booking@lordsofstrut.com

Management

Jane Russel | outlaw mgmt
Jane@outlaw.ie | outlaw.ie
@outlawmgmt | +353 86 382 0332

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